My wife had a stalker recently, but it’s all ok now. The police caught him. He had a shrine built to her. He must've been going through our garbage cause they found hair and even toe nails in his adoration shrine. The funny thing is, he mistook her curly locks for some of my back hair I’d shed in the fall. I just don't have the heart to tell him that at the trial.
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