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World Domination 10/29/13 One more part and my army of robotic vampiric monkeybots will be complete. The only piece missing is a small quantity of refined uranium. Bwahahahaha...
World Domination 10/29/13 One more part and my army of robotic vampiric monkeybots will be complete. The only piece missing is a small quantity of refined uranium. Bwahahahaha...
World Domination 10/29/13
Talk about misleading, when Betty Crocker advertises yellowcake they
really don't mean refined uranium at all.
I know what you're thinking.
Fraud, but it did make a nice layer cake. Mmmm...
Carbohydrates...
World Domination 10/29/13
Can you believe the only thing Wal-Mart doesn't sell is plutonium. I did pick up a nice flux capacitor and The
Best of David Hasselhoff CD, but no plutonium.
Right now I'm listening to his lilting lyrics for "The Night
Rocker." Maybe eBay?
World Domination 10/30/13
The fine people at Homeland Security paid me a little unexpected visit
this morning and shall we say my request
for Plutonium on Craigslist has been removed.
World Domination 10/30/13
Scrapping my idea of simply purchasing plutonium I travel to the only
place where plutonium is readily available, a garbage dump.
World Domination 10/30/13
After scraping thousands of radioluminescent painted clock and watch
hands, I now have enough radium to power my robotic vampiric monkeybot
legion. As a double bonus my arms and
hands have a nice luminescent glow. I so
want to play Laser Tag right now!!!
World Domination 10/30/13
Hastily I go about the process of adding my small amount of radium to
each robotic vampiric monkeybots reactor, maybe a little too hastily. Mental note to self, duct tape should never
be used to contain nuclear reactions. At
least now I can find my black cat in the dark.
World Domination 10/31/13
With my army of robotic vampiric monkeybots now complete, I send them
out to destroy humankind. As they
power-up, their optical sensors glow with an eerie, evil malice. Gears sing as they propel my metallic minions
into the night in search of their prey, humans. Bwahahaha!!!!
World Domination 10/31/13
I peer out of my subterranean lair and to my utter shock, I see a
ghost. Turning in fright I see a devil
followed by an ogre. No, it can't
be!!! Halloween! But I programmed my hoard of robotic vampiric
monkeybots to destroy humans! Arrgghhhhhh... My plan has ruined...
World Domination 10/31/13
-Final Chapter- My nefarious
plot foiled I retreat into my underground lab, ie, my moms basement. The radioactive fuel from the recovered
radium now depleted, my robotic vampiric monkeybots come to a halt without
vaporizing a single human being. I turn
to the tiny remaining quantity of radium left.
Too small to power a monkeybot I raise it to my lips. This is the end. Throat quivering in anticipation of the
toxin... "What mom?" "You made cookies... Chippers?" A silent grin slides across my face. Until next time humans!!! Bwahahahahaha...
