Ward's Words #1145

It’s official. The salmonella lettuce scare is natures way of warning us of the dangers of vegetables.

Ward's Words #1143

We, here at Word’s Words, are developing what we like to call the After the Holidays patch. Like nicotine patches with these holiday patches, you will be able to gently taper off of the constant flow of sugar our bodies have become accustomed to during the holiday season.

Ward's Words #1141

Isn’t it odd that the Flintstones could figure out how to make a car but the concept of shoes completely eluded them?

Ward's Words #1139

My dog is a narcissist. 

Ward's Words #1138

I never get any sleep at rest areas.

Ward's Words #1136

I don’t think even a tardigrade could survive my sneakers.

Ward's Words #1134

My dog’s pictures get more likes than photo’s of me. 

Ward's Words #1132

The Frick is a frick ‘en great museum. Just say’en.