Symbiote is now available at several eStores!!!

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 Amazon
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It will soon arrive at Barnes & Noble, Sony, and iTunes.

It's back from the editor!!!

Symbiote is back and almost ready to publish.  I just have to go over the text one last time.  The price will be $3.99 with the price of Parasite falling to $1.99.

I will also be releasing Ward's Laws 2 the same day.  I will be giving away Ward's Laws (first edition)  free with the second edition pricing at .99.

I want to send out a special thanks to Scott Lee for reading and correcting my original work.  Without his efforts the book wouldn't flow that well at all.  He is the hidden genius behind my writing and my best friend!

Ward's Laws #1198

When is the zombie culture going to show up in the candy world?  I would love to eat a chocolate brain.... for a change...  it's not like I've eaten actual brains...  regularly.

Ward's Laws #1195

The power went out during my rectal exam so I wound up with only a semicolonoscopy.

Ward's Laws #1196

I just added anti-snore strips to my zombie apocalypse bug-out bag. It was my wife's suggestion.

Ward's Laws #1188

I never donate blood.  I know it's just a front for vampires living in underground Goth communities.  If our blood supplies ever diminish I don't want them to rise to the surface world craving the taste of my unique flavor.

Ward's Laws #1185

I'm terminating my Nobel worthy experiment. I was actually reviving pterodactyls from DNA locked in amber. After my first few successes, I found they don't make glass cleaner in great enough quantities to handle guano that size...

Ward's Laws #1169

Zombies are people too.  When bad things happen they tend to fall to pieces.  Bad things like when I hit them with a baseball bat...

Ward's Laws #1168

If I'm arguing with my parents and it looks like I'm going to lose, is it wrong for me to start singing the beloved Disney hit, "The Circle of Life?"

Ward's Laws #1167

I hope I never get false teeth. If I turn into a zombie I want to be fully capable of biting my prey.