Ward's Words #1083

Did Carl Kolchak ever write a story that wasn’t about some crazy monster that turned out to be real?

Ward's Words #1080

I just want all of my friends know that my body is completely steroid free. That’s right, I am 100% natural. Much like expensive steaks I….. Never mind.

Ward's Words #1078

So, I guess Sammy Hagar’s song is quite irrelevant with the current speed limits and all.

Ward's Words #1077

Diamonds aren’t forever.  They can be crushed by a simple, household hammer or burned in a fire.  Sure, diamonds burn.  The fire has to be 6000 degrees Fahrenheit or greater but they burn to ash in any event. 

Ward's Words #1074

Why do the frogs in our pond always seem to hide when it rains?

Ward's Words #1073

Is everything on Netflix British?  Cool!

Ward's Words #1070

Why is gold so expensive? Sure, it’s rare. I can only find it in every store… Everywhere… Even Kmart. Now that Kmart’s disappearing maybe it is going to be rare.

Ward's Words #1069

With the price of vitamins soaring, I decided to make my own, but keeping those tiny oil derricks on my goldfish’s back is really tough.