If I had a friend who starred in a hemorrhoid cream commercial, every time I saw him I’d fake a concerned look on my face and say “So, how are those pesky hemorrhoids?”
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Saturday, May 28, 2016
Ward's Words #798
Who would've thought clouds could hold all of our personal data and a complete rain shower to boot.
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Monday, May 23, 2016
Ward's Words #791
In an attempt to expand the ever changing snack food market, the fine people at Ward’s Words are about to release “Endangered Animal Crackers.” Eat your Black Rhino cracker like it’s the last one you’ll ever have.
Saturday, May 21, 2016
Ward's Words #790
My mom has perfect pitch. She doesn't sing so it only occurs when she's yelling at me but it's really nice.
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Ward's Words #786
If only having one eye makes a person lack of depth perception, what if we had a third eye? I’ll bet we could see through walls.
Sunday, May 1, 2016
Ward's Words #784
I decided what I’m going to be during the upcoming zombie apocalypse. I’m going to be a fashion designer. Someone has to replace those tattered and frayed rags. Missing shoes or shirts will be matched with a fashionable replacement. Although my clients might be a little bitey, I’m sure I can change that blood encrusted look for more stylish apocalyptic future.
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