Ward's Words #1098

I just noticed that every time I say something good about myself I qualify it with something like, “For a guy my age.” 

Ward's Words #1097

No.  I’ve never seen a lassie go this way and that.

Ward's Words #1094

Ummmm.... Dr. Strange. Why not use close a portal over Thanos's elbow and cut the gauntlet off like you did earlier with one of his children's arms?

Ward's Words #1093

Would you call a short knight eclipse?

Ward's Words #1090

What does it mean when your go-to font is Zapf WingDings?

Ward's Words #1088

I just figured out that I’m not the main character in my life. I do appear somewhere near the end credits but it’s more of a cameo role. 

Ward's Words #1086

I wonder when Mayor McCheese immigrated to America. His Scottish accent is almost unnoticeable. 

Ward's Words #1084

I set up my old Wii to see if it still works and much to my surprise, my Mii has a much better job than I do.  It doesn't even look like he aged a year...