Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Ward's Words #1103

Just think for a moment.  If Sleeping Beauty was a drooler, she’d have been snoozing in a lake of her own saliva.  That would have made quite a moist kiss for her Prince Charming.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Ward's Words #1100

I must have some really seedy friends.  One recently asked me to go fishing with him.  I grabbed my gear while he brought a computer.  I think he meant the “ph” kind…