Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Ward’s Words #427

I sure hope mankind develops the technology to colonize other planets soon. That way, we can leave a trail of the worlds we've destroyed, but, by all means, fracking is safe and clean. Heck, 99% of our scientists are probably wrong about climate change, but they sure got it right with Viagra.  Millions of men pop those puppies like Tic Tacs, without even checking into the science behind that little blue pill.  That stuff causes bone pain, breast enlargement and sexual problems in men, to name but a few, but if guys don't care about side effects like those, then why would they care about global extinction?

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