My wife and I bought these eco friendly grocery bags. You know the type, you take them into the store to carry your groceries out. Well, we never remembered to take them in and so I wound up throwing them out. Anyhow, yesterday I got a call from Ocean City and they said the eco friendly bag I threw out killed a dolphin. This is the last time I write my name and address inside anything ever again. I should’ve learned after the tragic giraffe/underoos incident. So, any who, I’m going to stop trying to be green. The environment isn’t any safer if I’m in it.
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