Monday, February 16, 2015

Ward's Words #182

Zombie apocalypse tip; I noticed while watching “The Walking Dead” that their hair is always a mess.  Pack a comb for crying out loud.  It weighs virtually nothing and fits almost anywhere.  I don’t mean those big ole Goody combs we had in the late 70’s, that stuck way out of you're back pocket.  I mean the basic “Fonzie” comb.  Remember disaster survivors, first impressions mean a lot when meeting mutants, or cannibalistic wasteland dwellers.  Put the right foot forward and comb that shaggy mop.  The next person you meet could either be your crazed overlord or your captor/chef.

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