Ward's Words #168

While trolling eBay yesterday I saw a listing for the One Ring.  That's right, Isildur's Bane.  There were hundreds of them. You could see the elvish runes inside them and everything.  I'm going to have to lug a bushel basket of those things back to Mount Doom to dispose of them all.  You'd think eBay would have a policy against selling weapons of mass destruction.