Wards Laws #149

Man should never send anything to the planet Uranus. Could you imagine the reporters saying "the probe is nearing Uranus". NASA would never be taken seriously again.

Ward’s Laws #120

When does the Post-Apocalyptic Future begin? I want to start driving a wild looking dune buggy in leather. Kind of like a Village People... person... guy???  What’s worse is wearing leather, in a desert, in the sun, with no AC.  Now that’s a sticky situation.  Literally! 

Ward's Laws #116

NASA should look into using Buffalo wings on their rockets. If just two of those little things can lift a buffalo off the ground then what could a hundred of those suckers do?

Ward’s Laws #114

I have a new hobby.  I’ve been crossing shark DNA with human DNA in order to create children who don’t need to go to the dentist… ever!  On a completely unrelated note, my pets seem to disappear, without a trace.  I must be leaving the door open a lot?

Ward's Laws #92

People who collect dolls don't value their lives. I know those things run around at night giggling in their creepy child like voices. I can imagine them carrying kitchen knives and making little stabbie-stabbie motions. This is especially true for the porcelain variety of dolls.  That’s why their owners lock them away.  What these people don’t understand is that keeping them prisoner just makes them even angrier.

Ward’s Laws #8

Murder is sometimes ok, right?   Let's say, just hypothetically mind you, you mistakenly think your neighbor is a zombie and you… shoot him (double tap like.)  Could you maybe get in trouble? Just for instance mind you. He was… might have been looking kind of weird and lurching around. Who knocks on someone’s door at 7:26 at night anyway? That’s way late to ask for sugar or something. I didn't even see the measuring cup until later. Do you think I could get in trouble?

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