Sunday, May 5, 2013

Ward's Laws #92


People who collect dolls don't value their lives. I know those things run around at night giggling in their creepy child like voices. I can imagine them carrying kitchen knives and making little stabbie-stabbie motions. This is especially true for the porcelain variety of dolls.  That’s why their owners lock them away.  What these people don’t understand is that keeping them prisoner just makes them even angrier.

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