Sunday, April 30, 2017

Ward's Words #1113

Having to stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk is really annoying.  Humans are 180 odd pounds of mushy flesh while I’m driving a ton of fine Japanese steel!  But just keep in mind, if you pedestrians go rogue and try strolling outside the confines of the crosswalk, you’re fair game.  I’m going to go all Death Race 2000 on you.  How many points is a 20 something hipster, anyways?

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