Sunday, January 22, 2017

Ward's Words #995

The fine people here, at Ward’s Words (which is much funnier that the former Ward’s Laws) have uncovered the true reason why there is very little evidence for Bigfoot sightings.  As we all know, we have plaster casts of actual footprints, hair samples, but little else.  That’s because they are actually vampires and it is well-documented science that vampires don’t show up in photographs.  For the few skeptics out there; why do all Bigfoot sightings happen at night?  I need Sean Spicer to rebuke the skeptics?

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