Thursday, June 23, 2016

Ward's Words #818

Here I stand, a puddle of pee surrounding the urinal like a moat encircling a castle.  With each potty patron, the girth of the golden follow broadens until only the oldest and wisest can accomplish the task, or at least the one with an unrestricted prostrate.  Alas, I pee in the trash can and exit in defeat.

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