That’s it. Instead of going green, I’m foregoing green. That’s right, I’m going to stop eating all fruits and vegetables. Do you know where they grow? In the dirt, under the unsanitary sky, where any insect or dirty animal can do anything they want to them. And even worse, we intentionally put poop on them. I’m telling you the truth, manure is poop. I’m foregoing green to eat safer food. Food manufactured in spotlessly clean laboratories, untouched by human hands. Who could say no to a nice bowl full of poop free riboflavin?
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