Ward's Laws #1920

So, I buy a set of scrubs to wear grocery shopping, thinking people will be so impressed.  Well, the geezer in front of me decides to have a heart attack and I start screaming for a doctor.  Everyone is just looking at me, confused.  Then it dawns on me that they think I'm a doctor so I immediately call up the only medical memories I have.  That's right, the stout, Moe Howard looking guy from the board game Operation.  Let's just say the guy pulled through but was minus his funny bone and those pesky butterflies in his stomach.