Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Ward's Laws #1745

Taxidermy freaks me out. You killed something, and now you want to keep it.  Who are you, Buffalo Bill?  Keeping little animal skin suits around your home. If a mortician kept the human pelts draped over Styrofoam, we lock the psychopath away for life, but if it's an animal's skin, we call the guy a sportsman.

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