Ward's Laws #1556

Ebay, the place I sell collectables I inadvertently found lying around the house.  Craigslist, where I sell the stuff Ebay wont take.  Yard sale, the last ditch effort to make a dime while ridding myself of junk.  The garbage can, where the last of the gems get picked before the trash man comes.  Look, my neighbor is throwing away mildewed porch furniture.  It's still good.