Doug Ward

Saturday, February 23, 2019

The professor on Gilligan’s Island wore a white shirt… for years… in the tropics… and it never yellowed around the collar and pits?

Was Bob Ross the first example of ASMR?

I’m a Bob Ross groupie.

In 2019 I’ll be applying for a new job as a Blade Runner.

Winter is coming early this summer. If you understand this, you’re my kind of people.

I hate Christmas. April got glitter wrapping paper and it’s everywhere. I swear I’ve eaten at least a teaspoon of the sparkly stuff.

Elf on a shelf is not only creepy but it is just another obligation for parents who uphold the myth of the season.