I’d love to be a superhero. To fly overhead and stop evil in its tracks. To end nefarious plots, and to right wrongs before the good come to harm. That is only if I can take a nap every afternoon and have every other Friday off. I sleep in on weekends and need a snack after each heroic deed.
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Monday, January 30, 2017
Ward's Words #1007
It wasn't until I started using voice to text software that I realized how horrible my Pittsburgh accent really is. Yinz really isn't a word?
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Ward's Words #1005
Ward's Words #1005 I tried to join the Polar Bear Club but they refused to move their meetings to the local YMCA. Hey, it's cold outside.
Friday, January 27, 2017
Ward's Words #1003
What's up with the wedge salad? A quarter of a hunk of ice burg lettuce and some dressing. No nutritional value for all the cost.
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Ward's Words #1001
I told you all that the zombie apocalypse was real. The White House is saying that the dead are voting. Not exactly what I pictured it would be like but I'll take it.
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Sorry folks
I won't be releasing anymore Ward's Words until tomorrow. So stay tuned to this Bat-Channel for the highly anticipated #1000 Ward's Words codenamed "Fred Sanford" I can hardly wait, myself!!!
Monday, January 23, 2017
Ward's Words #997
I just lost my job as a bus boy. Somehow the management opposed my views of recycling. Those last diners left a half rack of ribs just sitting there. It would've wound up in some landfill. I had to eat it.
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