Creator is finished!!!

I can't believe I finally finished the latest book in the "True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse" series.  The title is "Creator" and at this very moment it's in the hands of my editing and beta reading team.  So hang in there, it will be released before you know it.  For those who can't wait, here's a sneak peak at the cover.  I'll be following this with a raw, uncut sample from the new book.

Ward's Laws #1552

I knew I was at a hillbilly wedding when I noticed most of the guests were wearing camouflage.

Ward's Laws #1550

Every time I sell something on craigslist I feel like I'm making some kind of illegal deal.  Meeting some stranger in a dark parking lot, making a hasty exchange, then skulking off in the night with a wad of cash.  It's kind of like how I get paid at work.

Ward's Laws #1548

If you are ever involved in a shooting accident while on a hunting trip, how does anyone ever hunt with you again?  I mean, there will always be the lingering question, was it done on purpose?

Ward's Laws #1546

I knew it was deer season when I noticed a whole heard in my backyard.  "This isn't a preserve, so get off my lawn!  And who's going to clean that up?"

Ward's Laws #1543

If you're looking for a nice boys name try Doug.  Serial Killers are never named Doug, but on the other hand very few famous people have the first name Doug. 

Ward's Laws #1539

Apparently, A copy machine only makes useless two-dimensional paper copies of things.  So much for my evil 8.5" X 11" army taking over the world.