Ward's Laws #1418

I think my secret agent programming was botched. Every time someone says my trigger word, I go all Jason Bourne on a bunch of doughnuts.

Ward's Laws #1415

I think Canada's about to attack the United States. At this point our northerly neighbors have sufficiently lulled America into a false sense of security. I think it's time we deploy a branch of our military to counter their plans.  I'm thinking the Salvation Army should be enough to quell the tide of the Maple Menace.

Ward's Laws #1413

Does it count if I make a wish on the first satellite I see tonight?

Interview at Author Quiz

I'm so excited!!! I was interviewed by  Charles at Author Quiz about my zombie book series. Please take a minute and check it out.

http://authorquiz.blogspot.com/2013/08/doug-ward-author-of-parasite-true-story.html 

Ward's Laws #1410

I just listed the lunar rover that was abandoned on the moon on eBay.  It's just sitting there like no one wants it and as a taxpayer I do own a part of it. At least I was smart enough to list it as pick-up only.

Ward's Laws #1409

I'm thinking about breaking out my fake ID so I can get some of those great Senior Citizen discounts.

Ward's Laws #1407

We need to start a campaign to force Microsoft to bring back Clippy.  The whimsical avatar that guided me through every word document back in the 90's deserves a reboot!