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I'm an author and artist who just can't get enough of the zombie apocalypse. If you love zombies, this blog is for you. I also write jokes. You may notice one or two of them on the blog.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Saturday, March 23, 2013
It's back from the editor!!!
Symbiote is back and almost ready to publish. I just have to go over the text one last time. The price will be $3.99 with the price of Parasite falling to $1.99.
I will also be releasing Ward's Laws 2 the same day. I will be giving away Ward's Laws (first edition) free with the second edition pricing at .99.
I want to send out a special thanks to Scott Lee for reading and correcting my original work. Without his efforts the book wouldn't flow that well at all. He is the hidden genius behind my writing and my best friend!
I will also be releasing Ward's Laws 2 the same day. I will be giving away Ward's Laws (first edition) free with the second edition pricing at .99.
I want to send out a special thanks to Scott Lee for reading and correcting my original work. Without his efforts the book wouldn't flow that well at all. He is the hidden genius behind my writing and my best friend!
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Ward's Laws #1198
When is the zombie culture going to show up in the candy world? I would love to eat a chocolate brain.... for a change... it's not like I've eaten actual brains... regularly.
Ward's Laws #1195
The
power went out during my rectal exam so I wound up with only a semicolonoscopy.
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Ward's Laws #1196
I just added anti-snore strips to my zombie apocalypse bug-out bag. It was my wife's suggestion.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Ward's Laws #1188
I never
donate blood. I know it's just a front
for vampires living in underground Goth communities. If our blood supplies ever diminish I don't
want them to rise to the surface world craving the taste of my unique flavor.
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Ward's Laws #1185
I'm terminating my Nobel worthy experiment. I was actually reviving pterodactyls from DNA locked in amber. After my first few successes, I found they don't make glass cleaner in great enough quantities to handle guano that size...
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