Doug Ward

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Isn’t it funny that the same neighbor who shakes his head at your large Halloween display goes way over the top for Christmas.

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a vampire, you may be goth.

You might be goth if you have more than one piece of Victorian clothing in your wardrobe.

If the gargoyles on your house are permanent, you may be goth.

You might be goth if the last time you had a tan was when you were twelve.

If you dye your hair black so it matches your wardrobe, you might be goth.

You might be goth if you were seriously upset about the depiction of vampires in the movie Twilight.