Thursday, October 18, 2018

Ward's Words #1111

If Wolverines can regenerate from any would then what happens if he gets his finger cut off?  Are there now two Wolverines. When Deadpool got ripped in half by Juggernaut why didn’t that create two Deadpools?

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Ward's Words #1108

I asked my barber for a Kim Jong-un. I'm no longer allowed in his shop. 

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Monday, July 23, 2018

Ward's Words #1005

I thought of entering the next Olympic Games but a little auto-correct later and I find myself circumcised swimming.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

eBook Sale!!!

My publisher, Smashwords, is having a sale. Many of my books are free (the price drops when you look in your cart). Go have a peek. http://ow.ly/brFL30kOjIf

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Ward's Words #1103

Just think for a moment.  If Sleeping Beauty was a drooler, she’d have been snoozing in a lake of her own saliva.  That would have made quite a moist kiss for her Prince Charming.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Ward's Words #1100

I must have some really seedy friends.  One recently asked me to go fishing with him.  I grabbed my gear while he brought a computer.  I think he meant the “ph” kind…