I have taken to wearing yellow pants. Not for a fashion statement as much as to cover for incontinence.
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Ward's Words #1254
Blaming auto-correct for poor spelling is like terrible blaming that smell on the dog. It’s typically a distraction from it being your fault.
Monday, March 19, 2018
Ward's Words #1252
My 23andMe DNA kit results came in and it’s truly puzzling. It says my origin is somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy.
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Friday, March 16, 2018
Ward's Words #1247
I left my wallet at home. It was a weird feeling but tolerable. Now if it was my phone, that’d be a different story.
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Ward's Words #1244
Back in the day, cigarette companies trained the next generation of smokers with candy cigarettes. Now, what will they use? Candy vapes?
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
Ward's Words #1242
If Superman is vulnerable to kryptonite which is a part of his exploded planet, why isn’t he vulnerable to anything else from Krypton? Kara, aka Supergirl or even Krypto, super dog should kill him. The ship he arrived in should do him in. He even carries a crystal from his home planet, but it doesn’t harm him in the least.
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