Ward's Words #1241

Leonardo Da Vinci invented what we would call the modern day scissors.

Ward's Words #1238

I hate the time change.  It always throws off my poop schedule. 

Ward's Words #1236

After the coming apocalypse, in a Mad Max world, will we still have to use turn signals?

Ward's Words #1235

I don’t think I have a coat or pair of pants that doesn’t have a plastic bag in one pocket or another, so yes, I have a dog.

Ward's Words #1232

Why have all the children’s games we played become based on playgrounds today?  RedRover, BuckBuck, Kill the Quarterback. Sure, we suffered the occasional broken bone but it was good clean fun. Heck, I’d even go for a good, old game of Kick the Can. 

Ward's Words #1231

Captain Planet used the powers of the earth… and heart?  

Ward's Words #1228

I find it funny that Russia can make hugely advanced nuclear weapons and yet the videos they showed are so amateurish.  Kind of makes you wonder…