Ward's Laws #1434

If Insync sang poorly wound they be Outofsync?

Ward's Laws #1432

Did you ever notice when people dress up in a Star Trek uniform they always choose the classic version. Think of that the next time you argue which series was best.

Ward's Laws #1430

Did you ever notice when people dress up in a Star Trek uniform they always choose the classic version. That's because the others are just lesser versions.

Ward's Laws #1427

I got kicked out of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry because I couldn't memorize any spells. Hey, I was lucky I could remember my locker combination.

Ward's Laws #1426

My boss questioned a couple of articles in my classroom budget. I guess the harpoon gun was a little excessive but I really do need the night vision goggles.

Ward's Laws #1424

I'm on the cusp of inventing the first Tupperware submarine.  Just burp the edge and it's ready to go underwater. If only I could keep my crew alive for more than five minutes.  That reminds me, I need volunteers for my next test...

Ward's Laws #1422

Next family reunion I getting one of those things Peyton Manning wears on his arm to keep track of plays.  That way I can be remember the name of my Uncle Bill... Aunt Sally,... Timmy my narcissistic cousin...