Ward's Laws #1312

I tried to watch an old VHS tape on my 1080p HD TV. I think I did something terrible. Gramma was all blurry and looked kind of like that girl from the ring. She moved all herky jerky and then it all went blank. Now I'm paranoid and I think I'm going to die horrible paranormal death...

Ward's Laws #1310

I wonder what the statistics are for Psychics getting in car wrecks?  

Ward's Laws #1309

Is it sad that I criticize most zombie movies over their use of chainsaws?  Come on.  They'd get awfully heavy.

Ward's Laws #1308

At my age 5 is it bad if I take 5 hour energy to inspire a power nap?

Ward's Laws #1307

Antibacterial soap makes me feel like I'm committing genocide.

Ward's Laws #1304

What are short people going to do now that phone books and catalogs are pretty much nonexistent?

Ward's Laws #1300

How many deer can you hit with your car before you have to buy a hunting license.