Ward's Laws #1249

Why doesn't City Chicken contain any chicken what so ever?  It's usually tastes like pork.  Humans also taste like pork (or so I've heard.)    Does this mean what I think it does?  That's right, I believe our cities have begun to practice cannibalism.

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Ward's Laws #1247

My dad's so old that when he was a kid crayons only consisted of primary colors.

Ward's Laws #1244

I think the makers of hand sanitizer will be the ones who begin the Zombie Apocalypse.  Talk about creating a demand for your product...

Ward's Laws #1243

My fart ringtone is a real bust. I have to keep explaining that I don't have gas. I just got a text.

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