Ward's Laws #1241

Why did the witch want to eat Hansel and Gretel when she had house made of candy and gingerbread?

Ward's Laws #1099

My brother had part of his large intestine removed. Now he has a semicolon.

Ward's Laws #1203

I thought the TV show "Cold Case" was about a beer distributer.

Ward's Laws #1235

I don't want to say that my GPS mapping software is out of date, but the only road it recognizes is the Oregon Trail.  I knew I should have followed that nice Donner family.  They seemed like they knew what they were doing.  Recalculating...

Ward's Laws #1233

I'm about to pull out my Mayan Doomsday Bunker and repurpose it for the upcoming North Korean Nuclear war...  That's if they can ever make a missile that can shoot this far.  Maybe they should try USPS...  They could shove their nuke into one of those flat rate boxes.  That would give them more bang for their buck.

Ward's Laws #1232

One of the first things you should do during a Zombie Apocalypse is fill your bathtub with water.  This assures you many gallons if your service fails.  With this in mind I'll bet peeing in the shower is less appealing now.

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