Ward's Laws #1235

I don't want to say that my GPS mapping software is out of date, but the only road it recognizes is the Oregon Trail.  I knew I should have followed that nice Donner family.  They seemed like they knew what they were doing.  Recalculating...

Ward's Laws #1233

I'm about to pull out my Mayan Doomsday Bunker and repurpose it for the upcoming North Korean Nuclear war...  That's if they can ever make a missile that can shoot this far.  Maybe they should try USPS...  They could shove their nuke into one of those flat rate boxes.  That would give them more bang for their buck.

Ward's Laws #1232

One of the first things you should do during a Zombie Apocalypse is fill your bathtub with water.  This assures you many gallons if your service fails.  With this in mind I'll bet peeing in the shower is less appealing now.

Symbiote is everywhere!!!

Symbiote; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse, is out. It's the sequel to Parasite and is now available in all formats on nearly every eBook Retailer.  Thrill to the adventures of Hank and Dean.  Watch as they battle the undead while trying to find the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse.   You can buy it nearly anywhere eBooks are sold.  Amazon, Barns & Noble, iTunes, Sony, Kobo, Diesel, Smashwords, etc...  Get your copy today!!!

Symbiote is now available at several eStores!!!

Get your copy while they are hot!  For a link straight to the eStore you prefer click on their name below.
 Amazon
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It will soon arrive at Barnes & Noble, Sony, and iTunes.

It's back from the editor!!!

Symbiote is back and almost ready to publish.  I just have to go over the text one last time.  The price will be $3.99 with the price of Parasite falling to $1.99.

I will also be releasing Ward's Laws 2 the same day.  I will be giving away Ward's Laws (first edition)  free with the second edition pricing at .99.

I want to send out a special thanks to Scott Lee for reading and correcting my original work.  Without his efforts the book wouldn't flow that well at all.  He is the hidden genius behind my writing and my best friend!

Ward's Laws #1198

When is the zombie culture going to show up in the candy world?  I would love to eat a chocolate brain.... for a change...  it's not like I've eaten actual brains...  regularly.