Thank You All!!!

The eBook "Ward's Laws" which contains the first 500 laws written actually made the iTunes top 100 sellers in America October 28th. It was #80. That's the second time they made the charts. The first was March 28th when they hit #76 in Australia. They actually hit #70 in the USA the same month. I am so proud!!!

Ward's Laws is a side project of mine.  It is my silly Facebook posts.  I just never knew what to write in my posts so I started typing my goofy observations on the world around me.  They turned into my laws.  Many are zombie related because I am so influenced by them and the coming apocalypse.

The UK Rules!!!

On 26 September 2012 my book "Parasite - The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse" made the iTunes UK Horror Books chart at #99.  I love the UK!!!

Ward's Laws #701

I don't have guns in my house, but I do have several high velocity, lead based Zombie deterrent systems.

Ward's Laws #726

Talk about not thinking.  Why is it most buildings have entry doors with huge plates of glass?  These wont hold zombies out forever!  

Ward's Laws #852

I like to hang out with people who wear flip-flops. If zombies attack people in flip-flops will have trouble running on gravel and in the woods. I on the other hand will be speedy and nimble. They will be making those annoying flip-flop sounds when I will be like a portly ninja! Silent and out-of-sight.

I am very pleased to announce that today, Parasite; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse has hit the top 100 Horror books on the iTunes UK chart!  I am so overjoyed at the support readers are giving me for my first full length book.  Thanks to everyone who has bought my book!

The Zombies Are Coming

Run for your life at an undead obstacle course race this Saturday.

BY PM STAFF

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
It stands to reason that Pittsburgh would host a zombie-themed race. After all, we love zombies, we’ve come to love races — and everybody gets excited about a crowd of frantic civilians pursued by a horde of undead brain-eaters. Of course, a regular racetrack is a poor simulation of an actual zombie outbreak, which is why this Saturday’s Run for Your Lives race is also a physically challenging obstacle course. Even the survivors end up soaked, slathered in mud, and exhausted from all the climbing and crawling.

(Switchback Raceway, 2469 Route 8, Butler; 9 a.m. start time; runforyourlives.com)
 —Robert Isenberg, PM Theater Editor