Ward's Laws #726

Talk about not thinking.  Why is it most buildings have entry doors with huge plates of glass?  These wont hold zombies out forever!  

Ward's Laws #852

I like to hang out with people who wear flip-flops. If zombies attack people in flip-flops will have trouble running on gravel and in the woods. I on the other hand will be speedy and nimble. They will be making those annoying flip-flop sounds when I will be like a portly ninja! Silent and out-of-sight.

I am very pleased to announce that today, Parasite; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse has hit the top 100 Horror books on the iTunes UK chart!  I am so overjoyed at the support readers are giving me for my first full length book.  Thanks to everyone who has bought my book!

The Zombies Are Coming

Run for your life at an undead obstacle course race this Saturday.

BY PM STAFF

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
It stands to reason that Pittsburgh would host a zombie-themed race. After all, we love zombies, we’ve come to love races — and everybody gets excited about a crowd of frantic civilians pursued by a horde of undead brain-eaters. Of course, a regular racetrack is a poor simulation of an actual zombie outbreak, which is why this Saturday’s Run for Your Lives race is also a physically challenging obstacle course. Even the survivors end up soaked, slathered in mud, and exhausted from all the climbing and crawling.

(Switchback Raceway, 2469 Route 8, Butler; 9 a.m. start time; runforyourlives.com)
 —Robert Isenberg, PM Theater Editor

Saving Jebediah is now free on Amazon.  There you have it.  It is free everywhere.  Well, everywhere but Kobo.  I can't get my books listed there.  My publishing partner Smashwords has been trying to get it listed in their catalog but so far, no luck.  Oh well, with the Amazon "Free" hurdle passed maybe we can get this one done also.

All three of my books are now available on Amazon.  There is one small catch though.  I can't sell Saving Jebediah for free on Amazon.  It is free everywhere else but there I have to set a price no lower than .99.  If enough people hit the  tell us about a lower price button maybe they will make it free.

I have been working on the second book in the, "True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse" series.  I still don't have a working title but the story to this point is fully formed in my mind.  I have 20,000 words typed to this date and it has only been a month and a half.  I am hoping for a December launch (at the latest.)