Ward's Laws #1982

I think the terminology used at old folks homes should be changed. Take for instance the term "walker."  Sure, lots of old farts use them to get around, but I'm not taking the fall for bashing that (potential zombie) old lady for saying "walker" so flippantly.  I think it's her fault for not clarifying her use of easily confusable terminology.  And as for little Timmy...  Suck it up, crybaby.  She was gonna pass away sometime, and yes.  I had to double tap her so we could be sure she wouldn't rise again.  I really have to stop watching the Walking Dead...