Ward's Laws #1507

I like to visit restaurants that serve foreign food.  Indian and Mexican are among my favorites but there's nothing like eating a fine Canadian breakfast.  My usual haunt for this is the Tim Horton's.  It features some fine Canadian foods like Canadian bacon when placed on a muffin baked with canola oil and topped with American processed cheese (Invented by a Canadian), maple syrup and an egg (no, the egg isn't a Canadian invention but the carton surely is.) On the way out I like to crunch into a nice McIntosh Apple.  So, the next time you heap a pile of instant mashed potatoes on your dinner plate hum a few bars of "O Canada," because you're eating a forkful of it.