Ward's Laws #1500

I think I uncovered proof that the Loch Ness Monster's real!!!  I mean, it's a living creature.  Let me take you through the logic.  Loch Ness Monster is a proper noun.  That implies it is a specific thing or entity.  Do you see where I am going with this?  If it's capitalized it must be a specific thing.  Ergo, since he's not a common noun he must be real!