Today, I finally released my Pet Rock ™ back into its natural habitat. After 37 years of keeping him as my pet, I decided he should live, free, with his own kind. At first, he was shy, and I didn’t think his new driveway (that’s what a “pack” or group of Pet Rocks ™ is called) would accept him. All was going well. It was as if they didn’t even notice him until I saw that his googly eyes were gone. Having shed his human adornments he was now fully one with the driveway. The circle of life…
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