Ward's Words #285

If you've recently had a dog pass away, come down to Ken's Coffins and Cookouts (a subsidiary of Ward's Words) where we specialize in immortalizing your pets lasting memories.  A little barbecue sauce and Spot will stay with you for at lease the next 24 to 48 hours. And if you have a septic tank, then you could say the road to the underworld runs literally right through you.