Ward's Words #210

If congress wants people to spend more cash I suggest they get rid of those stuffy old founding fathers, who currently occupy the central spot on our money and replace them with celebrities.  Think about it.  Who wouldn’t want to rush out and drop a few Honey Boo Boos on a new trailer home?  Or maybe after getting your hair cut slipping the stylist an extra Snookie or two.  I even think it would lead to a new generation of people who collect coins.  Who could resist hanging on to the coin set of Brad and Angelina’s wedding or the penny commemorating the time Fox News actually told the news.  Let’s even mint a Paris Hilton billion dollar bill.  Sure it’d completely useless, but you get my point.