Ward's Words #185

Back in my day, all moms were secretly training us for the zombie apocalypse.  Think about it.  Eat everything on your plate showed us we can eat foods we hate if we have to.  Go outside and play gave us a brisk 12 hour aerobic exercise session every day.  I’m not sure about that whole brush your teeth thing because I plan on losing my toothbrush the first day of the apocalypse.  Just call me fuzzy teeth.