Ward's Words #137

Dressing rooms should have a specific butt mirror.  How am I supposed to see if my butt looks good in a pair of jeans if I can’t look back there?  Stores could call it the “butt-view mirror,” or maybe they could hire someone to give their educated opinion.  That person would be the butt-master.  They could spend their days leading people away from poor jeans decisions, such as, too small of pockets or the horrifying muffin top.