Ward's Laws #1655

I've come up with another alternative to burying our dead.  You get one of those food storage machines that seals the food in while it sucks the air out.  That way you could keep uncle Phil in the attic and put him out on holidays.  They'd look like action figures.  Maybe they could make boxes to display them and even add slogans like, Cousin Timmy with Kung Fu Grip, or my favorite, Mom, with angry glare.