World Domination has begun!!!!!

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    World Domination 10/29/13  One more part and my army of robotic vampiric monkeybots will be complete.  The only piece missing is a small quantity of refined uranium.  Bwahahahaha... 

World Domination 10/29/13  Talk about misleading, when Betty Crocker advertises yellowcake they really don't mean refined uranium at all.  I know what you're thinking.  Fraud, but it did make a nice layer cake.  Mmmm...  Carbohydrates...

World Domination 10/29/13  Can you believe the only thing Wal-Mart doesn't sell is plutonium.  I did pick up a nice flux capacitor and The Best of David Hasselhoff CD, but no plutonium.  Right now I'm listening to his lilting lyrics for "The Night Rocker."  Maybe eBay?

World Domination 10/30/13  The fine people at Homeland Security paid me a little unexpected visit this morning  and shall we say my request for Plutonium on Craigslist has been removed.

World Domination 10/30/13  Scrapping my idea of simply purchasing plutonium I travel to the only place where plutonium is readily available, a garbage dump.

World Domination 10/30/13  After scraping thousands of radioluminescent painted clock and watch hands, I now have enough radium to power my robotic vampiric monkeybot legion.  As a double bonus my arms and hands have a nice luminescent glow.  I so want to play Laser Tag right now!!!

World Domination 10/30/13  Hastily I go about the process of adding my small amount of radium to each robotic vampiric monkeybots reactor, maybe a little too hastily.  Mental note to self, duct tape should never be used to contain nuclear reactions.  At least now I can find my black cat in the dark. 

World Domination 10/31/13  With my army of robotic vampiric monkeybots now complete, I send them out to destroy humankind.  As they power-up, their optical sensors glow with an eerie, evil malice.  Gears sing as they propel my metallic minions into the night in search of their prey, humans.  Bwahahaha!!!!

World Domination 10/31/13   I peer out of my subterranean lair and to my utter shock, I see a ghost.  Turning in fright I see a devil followed by an ogre.  No, it can't be!!!  Halloween!  But I programmed my hoard of robotic vampiric monkeybots to destroy humans!  Arrgghhhhhh... My plan has ruined...

World Domination 10/31/13  -Final Chapter-   My nefarious plot foiled I retreat into my underground lab, ie, my moms basement.  The radioactive fuel from the recovered radium now depleted, my robotic vampiric monkeybots come to a halt without vaporizing a single human being.  I turn to the tiny remaining quantity of radium left.  Too small to power a monkeybot I raise it to my lips.  This is the end.  Throat quivering in anticipation of the toxin...  "What mom?"  "You made cookies...  Chippers?"  A silent grin slides across my face.  Until next time humans!!!  Bwahahahahaha...