Ward's Words #1152

My choice as an art medium is oil paint. So I guess you really could say that I think it's exciting watching paint dry.

Ward's Words #1151

We wanted to build an accent wall but couldn't decide between Swedish or French so now we’re just building a wall.

Ward's Words #1148

I'm such a comic fanboy that when attending a baseball game I get excited when I see the batboy thinking he might be a young Bruce Wayne.

Ward's Words #1147

My boss saw how torn up I am right now and asked me if I was in a Fight Club or something. I smiled and explained that I have a new puppy.

Ward's Words #1145

My high school gym teacher made me join the track team. I was kind of like the batboy. My official position was javelin catcher.

Ward's Words #1143

My new Amish cellular carrier isn’t so bad. But if one end of the string comes out of your can, tech support can be a struggle.

Ward's Words #1140

Doesn't the Mona Lisa look like a Renaissance school picture? Her hands in her lap with her head turned just so. I remember that string they used to get our chin in just the right place.