Ward's Words #1212

I think the tipping system is flawed.  It shouldn’t be based on your bill.  Somehow, giving your server $25 for taking meal orders and then bringing food and drinks seems like a bit much.  

Ward's Words #1210

In the movie, War of the Worlds, I thought it was pretty cool that a human virus completely wiped out the alien attackers. But isn’t it odd that an alien virus didn’t wipe us out? Are we really that dirty?

Ward's Words #1208

I hate that my credit card has the chip in it. That warning alarm when it’s time to remove it scares the crap out of me every time.

Ward's Words #1206

I was in the restaurant's outdoor seating. I thought taking my shirt off would be acceptable. Obviously, the management felt differently.

Ward's Words #1205

Every time our coffee maker breaks, I save the pot as a precaution. I now have 15 extra coffee pots.

Ward's Words #1202

Why do restaurants insist on asking if you've ever been to their chain. Then they insist on explaining their restaurant like you should be impressed. It's food. I think I'll figure it out.

Ward's Words #1201

Something small died under my deck. Oddly, it kind of smells like the ocean.