Ward's Words #1198

I like how on "American Pickers," people act like they don't know Frank and Mike. Come on guys, you collect junk. You're trying to tell me you don't watch a tv show about guys who buy junk.

Ward's Words #1196

Living with a woman whose going through menopause is like living on the planet Hoth. It can be -30 in our bedroom and yet that ceiling fan better be on.

Ward's Words #1195

Here, at Ward’s Words, we’ve developed a computerized driver’s assist device that mounts in the rear of your vehicle. We call it the “Backseat Driver.” With a name like that, how can it not be a hit?

Ward's Words #1192

I don't prefer temporary tattoos because I'm afraid of the needle. I get them because I like to change the gallery every so often.

Ward's Words #1190

I just watched the “Suicide Squad.”  The one thing I learned through that movie is never to travel by helicopter.  Four out of four were shot down.  You’d think that they would’ve figured hit out after the third fell from the sky.  At least, crashing a whirlybird must be somewhat safe since no one died in any of the four wrecks.

Ward’s Words #1188

While writing the second book in my new series, I believe I’ve (in three paragraphs) used every imaginable term for poop.  I'm not sure if it’s creative or embarrassing. The scene is pretty funny though.

Ward's Words #1187

X-Men comic fans. At what point is Cable finished working on his arm. It seems like every new scene starts with him working on the cybernetic appendage. Is he a bad mechanic or just compulsive.